Bald-faced style

On the subject of Natalie Portman (see below), the jury is out on her latest hairstyle.

While the lack of hair makes her face seems even more ethereal and doe-like a la Sinead O'Connor or Queen Nefertiti, your eye is inevitably drawn to the back of her head. And boy does she have a big, meaty, square skull. Which is not what you'd expect from a slip of a girl like Natalie. But then again she probably needs all that scalp to contain her sizeable brain.


No, those hideous beads won't disguise the fact you have no hair.