As you really don't like it

Far be it from me to gloat over the misfortunes of a fellow female at the hands of a libidinous man, but Sienna Miller should have seen it coming.

Jude has admitted to having an affair with his kids' nanny. Or rather Jude admitted to a fling with his kids' nanny after said nanny sold her story to the tabloids. Jude then banged on about his regret and shame.

After his wife-swapping escapades Sienna should have guessed that Jude finds it hard to keep the contents of his pants to himself, even if he has a wife/fiancee/any seemingly insignficant romantic other. Ditch him now before you find him lusting over the dustbin man.

Elsewhere Zach Braff has broken up with Mandy Moore and Sandra Bullock has married handyman Jesse James.