Music not porn

Snoop Dog has blamed the music industry for the collapse of his marriage. It's got nothing to do with his own line of porn films then. "The music industry is a mother, man, and it'll take your vision and blur it," he said. Could he be mistaking music for vigorous masturbation?

And could Brad Pitt be suffering from the all too vigorous demands of Angelina Jolie? He was apparently rushed to an LA hospital yesterday with 'flu like symptoms'. Like hot, sweaty and weak-kneed? The poor man probably just needs fluids and a good lie down.

Proof at last that Jude Law is morphing into Robbie Williams. The foppish floppy cravat, feckless smile and fit bird. It's all there.

The first graduate of R. Williams' finishing school

And finally Mischa Barton from The OC, a woman often mistaken for an anoxeric bag lady, has split up with greaseball Brandon Davis. Again. What brought you back to together last time? Was it Brandon's huge personal wealth?