Bye Bye Baby

Hold on people, I can't keep up. Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson have finally split. No surprise there I suppose. Married too young and she's a trollop (see file marked Johnny ("I have a wife?") Knoxville). The question is who did she leave Nick for? Only time and lots of extra long camera lenses will tell.

And elsewhere in LA, the whirlwind romance continues. Old Katie Holmes is pregnant. Tom Cruise is certainly getting his $5m worth out of her, quite literally. That baby will be worth its weight in gold. But is it Tom's demon seed? After all, Nicole and Tom had to adopt. So, the Cruise/Holmes offspring could be the progeny of any given A list Scientologer.