Moonstruck

Oh come on. Are the plugs and tombstone veneers not embarrassing enough? Or the marriage to a 20 year-old waitress that is just waiting to implode? Nic Cage has gone and named his new baby boy Kal-el after Superman, it being the caped crusader's birth name on Krypton. Full marks for nerd knowledge but zero for any passing whiff of cool or sophistication. Are you 12 years old? Or maybe just a 12 year-old trapped in a middle-aged man's body.



And just for the hell of it, because he's got some kind of Pacific Rim wife, here's the lovely Josh Holloway (tenuous reason, I know). Enjoy. And ponder why a lot of hot men have average looking wives.