Aged Ange

While the rest of Hollywood desperately clings to its vanishing youth (see Teri Hatcher et al), Angelina Jolie clearly couldn't give a monkey's about getting old. In fact her formal wardrobe screams 'Bring it on now'.

Her contemporaries trot around in vertiginous heels and flash more flesh that you really want to see, Ange swathes herself from head to foot in prim white, black and grey clothes. Cardigans, shawls, nice knee length skirts, blouses. She looks like she's raided the wardrobe of a fiftysomething judge.

We know you are no angel, you wife-stealing but good hearted minx, but there's no need to dress like a nun.

Oh and Jonny, ever heard of a belt?