Cracking up

Just how many more advertising contracts can Kate Moss have? So far she's lost Chanel, Burberry and H&M. Now Rimmel are reviewing their contract and, if today's revelations about Kate's supposed crack habits have their desired effect, they'll be dropping her faster than you can say 'pr disaster'.

Still at least someone's got an eye on their career. Old Kenny Chesney claims that his marriage to Renee fell apart because he was working too hard. Or could it just be that he'd married someone he didn't know? It's just a thought.

Proving that marriage the second time round is the triumph of hope over experience, Brad Pitt is looking to hotfoot it down the aisle as soon as his divorce comes through next month. Again, what is the rush? Have you got the Cinderella curse? Get married before midnight or she disappears. Sheesh, these people should stop reading fairytales.