Hawaiian virgin

Oh yeah, Evangeline. I go running in my bikini too. Yeah, in some parallel universe where people wear ski gear to play squash and a diving suit to work. And all that bullshit about not wanting to be seen on TV in just your underwear because it offended your religious family. Remember that? Because, clearly, no-one would take a picture of you jogging in swimwear.



And, despite your protestations of Christian piety and purity, you are so schtupping Dominic 'Charlie' Monaghan.