Large not medium

She cornered the kooky and quirky market long before Mischa Barton started wearing mismatched clothes and strange hats. So what in God's name has happened to Patricia Arquette at the Emmys? She must have taken fashion advice from her cross dressing brother Alexis but that doesn't explain why she left the house looking like a saloon bar whore from a second rate Western.

It's just all wrong. Cream satin is no one's friend, let alone anyone fatter than a credit card. And it's one thing to showcase your breasts but it's another to squash them into a bustier two sizes too small. I'm not even going to mention the hair because what can you say?