Sienna Liar

And there we were thinking Sienna Miller was either stupid or incredibly naive for taking Jude Whore back. Or stupid to be so incredibly naive. But it turns out that Miss Miller could take him back because she'd been playing him at his own game. Not content with a quick shag in a lift with Hugh Dauncy Benicio-del-Toro style, Sienna has been having it away with Daniel Craig for quite a while.

Now, I can understand why she would be shagging Daniel. Anyone who's seen The Mother will understand too. He's not some effete ponce with a receeding hairline. But it seems he's not above Jude in the morality stakes. He has a girlfriend, the improbably named film producer Satsuki Mitchell, but one woman is just not enough for him. As always the main thought that springs to mind is why don't they just admit to wanting open relationships or be single? Then you can have your Madonna (no, not that one) and your whore all at once without pissing either one of them off. Simple.