Wanted: one boyfriend, barely known

Jennifer Aniston's spokesperson claims that Jen 'barely knows' Geoff Stults, her co-star in The Break-Up and alleged boyfriend. When has that ever stopped Renee Zellwegger from getting married?

Meanwhile, Lachey vs Simpson continues, with both denying a split and Lachey denying he tried to sleep with some girl at a football game. If my wife looked like this - a plastic version of Ulrika Jonsson - I'd be trying to sleep with anything that looked remotely human too.



And Kelly Preston just needs a great, big, dry slap. She's trying to get Katie Holmes to give birth the Scientology way. This means total silence from Katie - no screaming, panting or whining. Scientology is the religious equivalent of reality TV; the more you see it, the more you hate it.

And finally, Jennifer Aniston again in a picture that might disprove any rumour of a nose job. She's either still got a big fat Greek one or she's got so thin that even her surgically slimmed nose looks fat. You decide.