Monday, October 24, 2005

Model Looks

Charlize Theron, love, lay off the white powder. And I'm not talking about the Columbian marching variety either. She looks like a hopeful for the remake of 1980s film Mannequin, where a hot shop dummy turns into an even hotter woman. Pale might be interesting and ethereal but pale and strangely dead isn't unless you're making some extra money in embalming fluid ads.



And as for Caprice, whose job title has never been clear, now is the time to stop with the nose jobs. And the nylon hair extensions.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry, Charlize walks on water as far as I'm concerned. Her beauty is amazing.

8:43 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are the pics of Britneys baby?

We all must see them or we may die.

10:46 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wonderfull !!
halloween make up !

1:47 am  
Blogger Cibbuano said...

Caprice used to be a fairly popular model for those generic men's mags - Stuff, Maxim, etc...

I guess she went over the hill, or there's just an upper limit to what Photoshop will take care of.

3:36 am  
Blogger redhead83402 said...

gee hurricane, thought you considered this a waste of time. You have entered several blogs now, with nice little ripping sarcasm, but I don't see you laying off the blog any. Looks like time well-spent, eh? Or are you just trying to convince everyone that you are a self-righteous do-gooder extraordinaire? I'M impressed! wooooooo

8:25 am  
Blogger Unknown said...

I use to go to School with Charlize Theron back in SA many moons ago and I have to say she looks much better now than what she did then!

12:40 pm  
Blogger sereneione said...

I agree with jane preto. I think it's the really dark lipstick and the really bad lighting.

1:00 pm  
Blogger Mad Housewife said...

Charlize does look rather ghostly. She has always been one of my favorite actresses though, such talent.

1:29 pm  
Blogger PDD said...

The worst Charlize ever looked was on Oscar night. Was it the night she won...or was it just another oscar night? At any rate, she wore a nude colour dress which matched her face and lips, which made her look all washed out and strangely like a manaquin with a somewhat protruding brow bone. The look was somewhat of a disaster, not an entire disaster, but a disaster nonetheless.

8:50 pm  
Blogger Deep said...

She looks like a cat........meow

1:18 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charlize a good actor. Whoa all you people must be on some other planet.

Any one can get an oscar for wanting to change your appearance and act like a retard. Is that what talent is these days? Get some buck-teeth, put some dirt as make-up and speak really bad english. Shoot I would even go an extra mile and put a wig and look like a woman. Oh! wait the whole gender revarsal has already earned an oscar (Boys don't cry - Swank). Damn.

Whats up with Academy the past few years? All actresses recieved awards for totally looking ugly.

Nicole Kidman - bad nose job.
Halle Berry - Ghetto Ho.
Charlize Theron - Ugly bi-sexual lesbian.
Renee Zellwegger - Can't generalize her.

6:37 pm  
Blogger PDD said...

I didn't say she wasn't a good actor. I too think she's a good actor. And I too think she's very gorgeous, but not on that oscar night. I think it was cojo who influenced that look.

8:40 pm  
Blogger Willie G said...

You must be freakin' mad!!! Charlize is absolutely beautiful. Each to his/her own I suppose.

1:39 pm  
Blogger Leesa Dee said...

Charlize IS pale. Maybe she just needs better makeup.
I don't know who that other woman is.

2:46 pm  

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