Scientology Spice

We all knew the bit of red string around Victoria Beckham's wrist wasn't enough to keep her in the Kabbalah. Had it been a garish Robert Cavalli bracelet, then she'd have been in it for life. As it stands, her allegiances are open to persuasion so guess who's sunk his claws in? Step up prime persuader no1, Tom Cruise. With Katie now paid off and up the doff, Posh is ripe for the picking. She's already been seen
reading the Scientology handbook ‘Assists For Illnesses and Injuries’ (catchy). I'm hoping there's something in there about eating, self-respect and avoiding plastic surgery.