The Truth Factor

Ever thought you'd agree with Sharon Osbourne? A woman with no taste, too much money and an ever bigger mouth? No, neither did I. But she's finally said something sensible.

The surgically remodelled matriarch said Kate Moss's arsehole boyfriend Pete Doherty "needs a bleedin' good slap, that's what. He needs locking down in rehab for a couple of months. And the truth needs to be told to his face.

"There's nothing harder to take than the truth. It's not hip to be in that state he's in. It's not cool, it's pathetic. He needs to be knocked out a couple of times and, get the sh** kicked out of him and thrown into rehab."

It's a violent solution but it just might work.