Big Night Out
At an awards ceremony last night, Jennifer Aniston (who you all love, I know) mimes what she would do to Brad Pitt with two hot bricks...
...while Goldie Hawn give us a staggering display of mutton dressed as lamb. Take a tip from Diane, modesty is becoming at any age. And get yourself something for that 'feminine itching'...
...while Halle Berry gets her outfit as wrong as her roles. Okay, you're really thin and you can wear stripes but how small must that jacket be if it's too tight for you? Did you steal it from Madonna's 2004 wardrobe?
...while Goldie Hawn give us a staggering display of mutton dressed as lamb. Take a tip from Diane, modesty is becoming at any age. And get yourself something for that 'feminine itching'...
...while Halle Berry gets her outfit as wrong as her roles. Okay, you're really thin and you can wear stripes but how small must that jacket be if it's too tight for you? Did you steal it from Madonna's 2004 wardrobe?
posted by lucky at 6:45 pm
6 Comments:
Jennifer sure looks hardened. It's sad.
Why does Keaton keep wearing gloves? Skin condition?
Jennifer = cougar
poor lass
Who Cares?
Hurricane-please go read your bible. Live and let live.
a scorned woman can think of a million ways to inflict pain with even just 2 bricks..
nice blog..its really fun to read...hahaha..
Don't you mean live and let die and go to hell?
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