Sienna and Jude - again

These two must really feel dejected when they're not on the front pages of the tabloids. They just can't cope if their lives are free from drama and photographers aren't hiding in the bushes outside their house. They've been out of the spotlight for a few weeks so it was obviously time for another instalment in their epic romantic saga.

This time the cause of their break-up is Jude's plans to get a house with his ex-wife so that he can spend more time with his kids. Evil plan to start schtupping his ex again or a genuine attempt to see his kids? This is Jude Law we're talking about here - wife-swapper and nanny-shagger but that doesn't stop him being a good, if slightly tired father.

Will there be another round of breaking up/getting back together/breaking up/getting back together? Frankly I don't care. Only Jude and Sienna do because it ensures their names are in big black capitals on every issue of the gutter press.