Golden Globes
In case you hadn't guessed from these pictures, some of the female stars at last night's awards ceremony thought that Golden Globes was the fancy dress theme. So the girls took it seriously and got their globes out in all shapes and forms.
Pammy got it wrong again with this weird breast sling, proving that she has just one successful look: the slut. And she wasn't alone. A whole slew of women got it wrong because they forgot one simple thing: a bra.
If you're breasts are small (like the delectable Natalie Portman looking back on form) or they rigidly hold themselves up (like Victoria Beckham and Ma Hilton's plastic pairs) then you don't need any form of control. If like all these ladies below, you've either got a hefty pair or two low-flying breasts, you need to rein 'em in and hitch 'em up.
Alanis Morrisette needed less dress, more bra.
Emma Thompson could have done with a bit more scaffolding too.
Mrs Matthew Fox was another casualty of the no-bra debacle.
Even bra model Heidi Klum looked like the long slide south was well under way.
And as for Mariah Carey, dear God. We never expect her to look good but each time she steps out in public she plumbs new lows. She might have thought this dress would be slimming. She was wrong and her stylist is too scared to say otherwise. Mariah, surround yourself with yes sayers and you're always going to look like a bloated hooker.
Pammy got it wrong again with this weird breast sling, proving that she has just one successful look: the slut. And she wasn't alone. A whole slew of women got it wrong because they forgot one simple thing: a bra.
If you're breasts are small (like the delectable Natalie Portman looking back on form) or they rigidly hold themselves up (like Victoria Beckham and Ma Hilton's plastic pairs) then you don't need any form of control. If like all these ladies below, you've either got a hefty pair or two low-flying breasts, you need to rein 'em in and hitch 'em up.
Alanis Morrisette needed less dress, more bra.
Emma Thompson could have done with a bit more scaffolding too.
Mrs Matthew Fox was another casualty of the no-bra debacle.
Even bra model Heidi Klum looked like the long slide south was well under way.
And as for Mariah Carey, dear God. We never expect her to look good but each time she steps out in public she plumbs new lows. She might have thought this dress would be slimming. She was wrong and her stylist is too scared to say otherwise. Mariah, surround yourself with yes sayers and you're always going to look like a bloated hooker.
posted by lucky at 9:00 pm
5 Comments:
What? No comments on Drew Barrymore?! I thought you'd have had something to say about her for sure!!!
Ooooooh! I didn't see Alannis last night! This thing is downright FUGLY. In fact, my great grandmother had some undergarments that looked suspiciously like what Alannis was sporting...
Speaking of no comments - what about Queen Gwynnie? Granted, she wasn't sporting her Globes, but that pretentious over-accented "I'm trying soooo hard to be British" manner of speaking of hers combined with her "I'm wearing my PJ's to the Globes" outfit could stand a pass or two of your razor-sharp wit.
Sadly have not seen Globe coverage; need more bitching on... yes, some of the above-mentioned stars for example. Seal looks good though, doesn't he?
Ok, been over to Go Fug Yourself to check things out. Holy moly - so much money, so little in the way of style or sense. Bless them.
And Go Fug clearly ripped the idea for their Jan 18 posting from here.
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