The Eminem Show
Samuel Johnson might have died in 1784 but that man knew his shit. He famously said "A second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." If I can add a twist to his wise words, a second marriage to the same person is the triumph of fullblown lunacy over reason, as Eminem and his lip-liner loving bride Kim are about to find out.
One stab at the poisoned cherry just wasn't enough for these two. They married in 1999 and then divorced but then decided to do it all again yesterday. Despite suicide attempts, a drug problem and a bitter custody battle, Eminem still thinks this woman is the one for him. Maybe he just likes women who look like Russian hookers.
posted by lucky at 9:53 am
3 Comments:
*cackling* He said RUSSIAN HOOKERS!
You haven't lost your touch, Lucky. Thank God for paradoxical bitchy-sage comments!
A whack job is the only kind of woman he can relate to. She is the only whack job who can relate to him. Perfect.
Well famous people never seems to learn when it comes to relationships.
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