Starvation or surgery?

Just a few short weeks ago Janet Jackson looked like Queen Latifah had swallowed her. Where had the lithe woman with the bra malfunction gone? No rockhard abs, just a lot of lard to keep out the winter cold. Now suddenly she's snapped into shape. Suspicious, me? Of course. Who can drop all that fat in a few weeks? Someone who's had the fat sucked out of them and then had the remaining flab surgically rearranged, that's who.

And as for Hatcher, words almost fail me. So she's not anoxeric? Yeah, her legs are just naturally the same size as her 8 year-old daughter. If George Clooney is dating her, he'd better seal the deal fast because this woman is disappearing fast.