Desperate Gaystars
Jesse Metcalfe aka the gardener from Desperate Housewives is just so straight. The waxed chest, plucked eyebrows and the boyfriend don't mean anything - this boy just loves the ladies. In fact he's loving a lady right now as I type. Jesse met Nadine from British girl band Girls Aloud in Sydney and they went on a date.
"He was immediately taken with Nadine when he saw her," said a "source" (ie his agent) to a newspaper. "She's a very pretty girl and he also loved her Irish accent." But Jesse won't hear much of it if she's forever lying face down on a pillow for him.
Eventually we'll discover that Jesse is a Scientologist. His friend Tom will find him a starlet happy to marry him and have his turkey baster baby. Until then, Jesse is going to have to make do with C-list celebettes hungry for fame and platonic nights in watching TV and waxing.
posted by lucky at 2:07 pm
4 Comments:
yeesh! this boy's face looks as plastic as Jude Law's character in A.I.!
Laughed right out loud at your 'face down in a pillow' remark. In any case, I find it hard to imagine anyone loving that Derry accent - I suppose it might sound vaguely exotic if you'd never heard it before, hi.
But he looks exactly like the guy from Big Brother!
He missed a spot on his chin while shaving.
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