Monday, August 07, 2006

Mother love


Your mother should teach you certain things about life. That you will always be the one to wipe down the kitchen surfaces after dinner, no matter how much of a New Man your partner is. That high heels look good but will cripple you. Not Melanie Griffiths though. Instead of passing on practical advice to her 17 year-old daughter, Melanie has opted to hand on the Griffiths tradition of addiction. It's cigarettes now but it's sure to be Vicodin later.

3 Comments:

Blogger Mouthy Girl said...

It's official. I want to bitch slap ole Mel. Idiot.

6:19 pm  
Blogger Heidi the Hick said...

child abuse

5:30 pm  
Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

Nothing says "I love you" like lung cancer. :-)

7:07 pm  

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