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It's truly a sad day when a haircut is more newsworthy than Israel bombing the fuck out of Lebanon, but then the British tabloids are nothing if not grossly insensitive and celeb-obsessed. Today the big news is that Victoria Beckham has got rid of her hair extensions. It's bad news for the Russian economy - Victoria was buying real human hair from Russian women and keeping whole villages of long-locked ladies from the bread line - but good news for anyone who can't bear to see another VB clone sporting the nylon equivalents.
Old Victoria has gone back to the style that she sported before she fell in thrall to the Barbie aesthetic. It's short, it's choppy, it's a weird bob. What do you think?
posted by lucky at 8:36 pm
6 Comments:
I like it. Maybe she's reverting back to the past and will now start eating a little something.
Eh, maybe it was a sad attempt to lose a fraction of weight. Hope the choppers aren't next.
She looks much less fabricated and doesen't appear to be trying so hard to impress.
my pretty pony gets her mane chopped off...
she still looks like a radioactive version of an underweight skeleton to me.
Please feed her. Somebody. She's too weak to forage anymore.
I guess she figured she needed to balance her hair with her lack of body fat. Perhaps she was just too top heavy?
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