White Trash Wedding

Pamela Anderson is a living testament to two things: the earning power of silicon implants and the fact that money can't buy you class. Take for example her latest nuptials. When you think St Tropez and yachts, you certainly think money but you might also think style. Okay, so P Diddy, the Beckhams and that peddler of expensive tat Roberto Cavalli all hang out there. They all have a certain style, if one that falls outside the usual bounds of taste. Then you see Pamela Anderson marrying Kid Rock on a yacht in St Tropez and you see her singlehandedly give the French Riviera a white trash makeover. The veil, the bikini, the baseball cap. The way she can't keep her eyes open and her mouth shut. She brings a touch of cheap porn to anywhere she goes.