Eva Longstocking

Has she just got off a long haul flight? Has she got bad tennis knee? Or could Eva Longoria just have bad fashion sense? My money's on option three. Who the hell wears white tights, apart from five year-old girls going to a birthday party and arthritic ladies over the age of seventy? Whoever sold her that idea should be cast out into the fashion desert along with the evil celeb stylist Rachel Zoe (responsible for bringing us anoxeric chic a la Nicole Richie) and Victoria Beckham.