Hello sweet Hello
What does any recently adopted child need? Time to adjust to their new family, new country and new language? No, of course not, silly. A child shipped in from an orphanage in Vietnam to Hollywood needs their own Hello spread. It's what any self-respecting child is asking for these days. Forget toys, clothes and a trip to Disney, a wildly disorientated child unable to speak to anyone in its new family is crying out for a few pages between photos of Heather Locklear's latest date and bald Britney Spears playing tennis in rehab. I hope poor Pax Thien Jolie is at least getting a cut of the reported $2m Angelina and Brad got for the pictures, if only in compensation for the God awful name.
Labels: Angelina Jolie, Pax Thien Jolie
posted by lucky at 10:47 am
2 Comments:
With dogs and apparently children, you simply must change their names so they don't bring along emotional baggage.
A good thing, since it’s likely that the psychological trauma he endures in his new life will eventually have him paying excess luggage fees at the airport.
You know, I read that releasing the photos of her new son is a clever move on Jolie's end since it defuses the paparazzi frenzy.
So, lesser of two evils?
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