Marriage Crasher

We know that Kate Hudson hasn't got good taste. After all she did marry a greasy, lank haired rocker with a huge beard, who looked like the goth progeny of ZZ Top. While Chris Robinson was always going to appear in brackets on Kate's marital CV (first husband 2000-2006), you hoped she would move up the evolutionary scale with the next man. Judging from this photo, the chances of that happening are slim.

I have nothing against Owen Wilson. In fact, I love Owen Wilson in all the films with Ben Stiller and Wes Anderson. He's languid, he exudes that Southern States swampy sexiness and he's funny. But he looks part tramp, part blow-dried lothario. The hair, which judging by his brother Luke's poker straight locks, has been permed. There might even be some mousse and finger-drying going on there. And he looks like he's been slumped in the sun drinking wine from a plastic bottle. Given how raddled he is, I can only assume he has other large hidden talents.