Monday, September 10, 2007

Gimme No More

The day had to come and it is most definitely here. Britney Spears' private life has been on the slide for a long time and now her career has very publicly hit the skids too. Billed as her comeback, Britney's opening performance at the MTV VMA show this weekend was poor beyond belief. We all know she lip syncs but someone forgot to tell Britney that she lip syncs. It had clearly slipped her mind over the last few months amid all that partying, hair shaving, child neglect and general self-abuse. So Britney didn't move her mouth in time with her own lyrics. Nor did she bother to move in time with her own music. Dressed in spangly pants and bra and oozing all the sexual allure of dead-eyed cow, Britney looked like a lumpen, talentless kid pushed onto the stage by her overbearing parents. If you're going to wear next to nothing, then lay off the beer and fries. I'm all for banning size zero lunacy but equally a beer belly hanging over your knickers ain't sexy. If you don't believe it could really be that bad then watch the whole sorry debacle for yourselves.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did she forget that it was a music show and not American Stripper idol??
*sigh* She really started to glide down that slide to the mudpit, I used to respect her as a artist once upon a time but that was many years ago before SHE herself ruined her career as a talented singer. I mean she can blame everybody else how much she wants but it is herself she should lay the blame. She was the one who made all of those crappy choices.

8:07 am  
Blogger Heidi the Hick said...

I want to adjust her bra. It looks like nobody ever told her how that thing's supposed to work. It's riding up her back and aiming for her neck. I have little 'uns and even I know that!

But I will give her credit. Her bum looks great,

I feel kinda bad for criticizing her but...she put it on display.

5:25 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay lets see you when you have had 2 babies and a whole lot of drama going on in your life and see how you will look. She looks good for someone with 2 kids.So what she isn't a size 2 anymore, she still looks great more then you can say about half the people in the world and i bet she looks a 100 TIMES BETTER THEN THE THREE LOSERS THAT WROTE ALL THAT BS ABOUT HER. I mean look at HEIDI THE HICK's pic, you maybe skinny but the face , I BET ANYONE WOULD PICK BRITNEY OVER YOU. HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR, LOOK WHOS CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK, YOU NO HUM DINGER YOURSELF. LAYOFF BRITNEY.

4:43 am  
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7:57 am  
Anonymous luxury miami beach hotels said...

I'm glad these days are over and she came to terms somehow. I really like her voice and music and I'm happy she's coming back.

11:31 am  

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