Clear and Present Danger
Calista Flockhart beware. Indiana Jones 4 is in the offing and Steven Spielberg has earmarked voluptuous Lost in Translation star Scarlett Johansson for the love interest. So Calista, you may have trouble on your hands. Old Harrison Ford isn’t exactly known for his immunity to young, nubile women.
Like any rich ageing man, the trade-up is always an option. If he traded in his wife for a younger model, the chances are he’ll be trading you in quicker than you can book yourself in for a facelift and implants.
And Harrison won’t fail to notice the difference between Scarlett’s fulsome curves and your close resemblance to a dessicated twig. And if Scarlett can have a crush on the fatally uncool David ‘The Hoff’ Hasselhoff, she may well be harbouring lustful thoughts about Indiana Jones.
So Calista, crack open Ben & Jerry’s before it’s too late and all you’re left with is the temple of doom.
proving you can be too thin
Like any rich ageing man, the trade-up is always an option. If he traded in his wife for a younger model, the chances are he’ll be trading you in quicker than you can book yourself in for a facelift and implants.
And Harrison won’t fail to notice the difference between Scarlett’s fulsome curves and your close resemblance to a dessicated twig. And if Scarlett can have a crush on the fatally uncool David ‘The Hoff’ Hasselhoff, she may well be harbouring lustful thoughts about Indiana Jones.
So Calista, crack open Ben & Jerry’s before it’s too late and all you’re left with is the temple of doom.
proving you can be too thin
posted by lucky at 10:16 am
2 Comments:
Very unflattering picture. It still boggles my mind that men find her attractive.
Is that her leg? IS THAT HER LEG? My God, she looks like a grasshopper.
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