Straight cruising

You've got to give Tom Cruise credit. He's 42 but still peddling the idea that he's straight. That's some kind of stamina. You'd think that after one marriage and a couple of relationships with Latino ladies he'd finally crack under the pressure of all that smiling and hand-holding but no, Tom keeps rolling out the young ladies to prove his hetero virility.

His latest willing beard is Katie Holmes, she of Dawson's Creek. After the busty charms of Sofia Viagra, Cruise has switched back to home turf with Holmes' wholesome all American loveliness. So he keeps giving lie to his straight persona and she gets lots of PR coverage to keep her in the press until Batman Begins comes out this summer. So everyone's a winner.