Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Every Ruddy Word

Tom Cruise has been scuppered by Alan Partridge. It's not often you can say that, particularly since Partridge is a fictional character.

Possibly sidetracked by his outburst of Tourette's at Sunday's premiere of War of the Worlds ("you jerk, you jerk, you jerk"), Cruise's plans to help Victoria Beckham break into Hollywood have been overshadow by the faded Norwich presenter, who has given Posh a role in Alan Partridge: The Movie. She's going to essentially play herself - a celebrity interviewee in a film version of Steve Coogan's TV series - but I'd prefer to see her play something more realistic. Pauline Calf's slutty but snotty friend?

1 Comments:

Blogger soulmining said...

Ahh.. Tom Cruise and the squirting microphone.. can't decide if that was the funniest gag I've seen or whether it really crossed the line. Quality.

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