Penn the Peacemaker

Strange times, my friends, strange times. Sean Penn is trying to patch up things between Jude Whore and Sienna Miller. Now call me old fashioned but Sean Penn is not the first person I'd call on to patch up my relationship. He's known for hard drinking, a fair bit of womanising and punching random people. So not exactly the most obvious person to reunite to English upper middle-class fops. Still, if they don't buckle down, he might rough them up a bit.