That old chestnut

As the amassed flowers wilt and rot, Sienna has found a better way to get her own back on cheating fiance Jude 'Where's my hair?' Law. Instead of staying home and weeping into her chick lit, Sienna has been out draping herself over Orlando Bloom. Is he really just a shoulder to cry? Or a silly ruse to make Jude jealous? You decide.

Meanwhile, back in reality, Angelina wants to adopt another kid. To complete the family she's now after a Russian baby. It might be a bit Benetton ad but, unlike most celebrities, she's actually doing some good. Oh, and shagging Brad Pitt. Nice work.