Relationship meltdown

What in the world is going on? It's all too much for a mere civilian to deal with.

First Kate Moss dumps Pete 'Soap Free' Doherty, then she takes him back, proving their relationship is more elastic than Jude Whore's concept of fidelity.

Then Sadie Frost dumps her boyfriend and gets on the phone to Jude to discuss their relationship woes.

Then Sienna take Jude back, probably because she's over 12 weeks pregnant and clearly soft in the head. Which makes you wonder why celebs don't use contraception. They pump out kids like most people take out their trash.

Amidst all the break-ups, The Killers' fey frontman Brandon Flowers marries his girlfriend. Apparently Brandon is a Mormon and there I was thinking he was gay.