Friday, October 21, 2005

Dawson Spice

Proof, if any further proof were really needed, that Katie Holmes is hitting every branch on her long fall out of the stupid tree. Her new bestfriend is Victoria Beckham. Tom's advisors (ie Tom's crackpot sister) have no idea idea what they are doing. "Let's get Katie seen with some celebrity mothers to keep her profile high," says crazy sister. So she hooks Katie up with the anoxeric wife of a serial adulterer. Next she'll be hanging out with Britney and then Jordan. Where those Scientologists are concerned, untold wealth in no way compensates for brain power.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What th? She should change her name to plastic spice after the last 2 pix - make up!

11:14 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It will be interesting to see how this episode turns out. I always thought Katie was so classy. What's happening?

2:29 pm  
Blogger Neo said...

Lucky - LOL yeah so true!

Did you hear about that website that got sued because it registered the domain name:

scienTOMogy.info?

Oh man, priceless, simple priceless.

4:36 pm  
Blogger Ginny said...

I can't stand katie! She's a disgrace to the human race!

7:03 pm  
Blogger Scott said...

Scientologists know how to party!

7:29 pm  
Blogger The Queen said...

I found your blog today, and love it. I am now going through your archives.

Here's my blog if you in the mood
http://finditgirl.blogspot.com/

Cheers,
Kat

9:33 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so thankful you put this bit about Katie Holmes on your blog. I mean it is so important. Millions of people are homeless in our country, we are at war, drug addiction and violance are everywhere. With all these tiddly little things hogging up the news space so little time is spent on the important things like who Katie Holmes is hanging out with.

If now for you I wouldn't know this important information.

Your time is well spent. Thank you.

10:30 pm  
Blogger Joan said...

Loved the wording "Hit every branch on her fall out of the stupid tree." Says it SO well! I enjoy reading your blog from time to time.

12:48 am  
Blogger Abigail S. said...

Words cannot express how sickening Tom and Katie are.

3:36 am  
Blogger BeckEye said...

Katie is one of the most annoying broads on the planet.

5:27 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hurricane - chill out will ya? There is a space for everything in this world.
By the way, I think Katie is actually hanging out with Posh's waxwork dummy. Is there much difference between them we ask ourselves? Hmmm...

7:27 pm  
Blogger redhead83402 said...

hurricane ~ believe it or not, there IS more this world than hurricane katrina! So SICK of all the whining! Folks have gone through worse, and MORE! You ought to look up information on pioneers, the jewish holocaust, the american indian, the irish famine, and ww1, just to name a few. Those folks didn't go whining to everyone else how the GOVERNMENT didn't take care of them. They got to work and took care of themselves & eachother. Your sarcasm transcends your humour, and it isn't really all that funny. People need to laugh, it's far better to laugh than to cry. Maybe you oughta lighten up and laugh a little.

8:10 am  
Blogger redhead83402 said...

and if you think it's so worthless, what the heck are are you spending your time reading & commenting on it for?

8:13 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

katie holmes is way too hott to get knocked up :(

7:44 pm  

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