Saturday, October 22, 2005

First Wife



Ever wondered why Tom Cruise got divorced the first time? Well, now you know. First wife Mimi Rogers just wouldn't cut it in the rosy pictures of happy, heterosexual family life.

On the one hand you've got to respect the fact that she hasn't had her face hacked about in the quest for eternal youth. I'm hoping the ruddy cheeks are down to strenuous country walks and not a daily bottle of whisky or even a recent chemical peel. But on the other hand, why keep your face natural and then dye your hair black and iron it? It makes her look like a farmer's wife on a day out.

7 Comments:

Blogger Sean said...

very true, but I think that she would look even worse had she left her hair to go grey (which is probably the natural color of it now).

7:33 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah, more power to her! No "surprised" expression, or a totally bland facial expression due to a ton of botox. Wrinkles, god bless 'em!

8:50 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She'd look better with shorter hair. And a lighter shade. Gray can be glamorous, too, if you've got the nerve.

9:46 pm  
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11:09 pm  
Blogger Marg B said...

1stly, please turn on word verification so those space wasters plugging their causes/commercial activities/own blogs don't take up valuable comment space.

2ndly, I reckon it is a wig because that heair sure as hell don't look natural. And if you look at the hairline there are the tell-tale signs of the thin grey hair being pinned back under the wig.

4:53 am  
Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

Why is nobody commenting on that sartorial disaster of a blouse she's wearing? That big bow went out with 1960's maternity blouses, didn't it?

8:45 pm  
Blogger shara said...

If it didn't, it certainly should have.

5:55 pm  

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