The Blue Stripe

Renee Zellwegger must be choking on her no fat, no sugar brown rice cake. While her rash marriage to Kenny Chesney hit the wall in spectacular style, ex-boyfriend Jack White is not only still married but he's going to be a dad. After getting married up the Amazon in a canoe in June, Jack and model Karen Elson have ramped up the chances of a really messy divorce by getting pregnant. That Jack got married four months after splitting up with Renee and only six weeks after meeting Karen is apparently normal where he comes from. Oh, the insouciance of stupidity.