Never Say Never Again
Brad, your days are numbered. She might be playing the hot wife and getting your name tattooed on her arse now, but the end is in sight. Quicker than you can say Billy Bob Thornton.
Angelina is being considered for the role of 'temptress' in the new James Bond film. Shouldn't exactly involve much acting given her recent form and, if Mr & Mrs Smith is anything to go by, life could easily start imitating fiction. Again.
So however much you cling onto your youth by peroxiding your hair and riding a big motorbike, the truth is that Ange is going to be wearing some lingerie and writhing on a bed with the new 007 Daniel Craig some time soon. Remember that W shoot (below)? And see where that got you? You've been warned.
Angelina is being considered for the role of 'temptress' in the new James Bond film. Shouldn't exactly involve much acting given her recent form and, if Mr & Mrs Smith is anything to go by, life could easily start imitating fiction. Again.
So however much you cling onto your youth by peroxiding your hair and riding a big motorbike, the truth is that Ange is going to be wearing some lingerie and writhing on a bed with the new 007 Daniel Craig some time soon. Remember that W shoot (below)? And see where that got you? You've been warned.
posted by lucky at 8:13 am
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hehehehehe ~ donkey said it best when he said ~ These celebrity marriages never last ~ ( Shrek I )
Yeah, who would ever try to be with her is beyond me...
Ever since I saw her in HACKERs, I knew no man could tame her wild wild ways.
R2000
But that's exactly what attracts men to her. Ms. Tres Jolie seems to share man's aversion to commitment; and the thought of her leaving for another wouldn't really be a bad thing for the man who had her. It's really a case of having your cake and eating it too. Anyway, there will be another foxy lady in line for Brad by the end of the day should Angelina want a new piece of candy herself.
The reason that women hate her is exactly the same reason that men adore her.
Are his hands actually in his pants??
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Fantastic site. Who are you. WHO ARE YOU??!
They make me sick those two. I'm definitely a cheer leader for Team Aniston - funny beats big lips every time. Great site. You're a funny lady.
Natural Progresion: Oscar winnin actress --> Bond girl --> nonentity
Pruve me rong!
I was having brunch with a friend at this restaurant in Santa Monica the other day and we both could swear that we saw A-Jo eating three tables to our left. It was either her or someone who looks *exactly* like her ... Hmmmm ...
Your site rocks
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