Tuesday, October 11, 2005

You're fired!

Just how smug and righteous must Jude Law be feeling? After begging and scraping to get back together with Sienna Miller after schtupping the nanny, he finally has hand again.

Jude has dumped Sienna after finding out about her affair with his friend Daniel Craig. Sienna, in the time-honoured fashion of women in a change of life, has cut her hair off and fled to Morocco. How small the step from boho to Kurt Cobain clone.



Far from proving that their relationship is over, this latest karmic twist proves that they are meant to be together. They are both as vain, selfish and unfaithful as each other. A perfect match.

1 Comments:

Blogger The Missus Complains said...

One good turn deserves another, I am way behind te gossip list and you do a good job of summarizing. I better check back more often. Like I had no idea, Ashton and Demi got married. I guess if he wants kids they will have to use a surrogate, stretch marks on stretch marks are not attractive.

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