Monday, April 10, 2006

Moses Martin

So the chances of baby Martin-Paltrow no2 being called Brian or Susan were always fairly low. After baby no1 was landed with Apple, her sibling was clearly destined for a similarly unusual name. While fruit was big on the names list for a girl, it looks like Chris and Gwyneth didn't look further than the basket they planned to carry the new baby home it for their second child. So their new son is apparently called Moses Martin. What do you think of that?


The Martins with baby Apple

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you are the child of Mr. and Mrs. Exciting Personality, the only remotely uncommon thing you can hope to get from your mother and father is a name that is both unusual and pedestrian at the same time.

The striving lower middle class has their new champions and they are the smug, self-satisfied, sanctimonious Martin-Paltrows.

7:57 pm  
Blogger Heidi the Hick said...

I love it. I think Moses is a good name.

Not as good as say, Dweezil, but solid.

8:50 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmm. okay i guess.
i was kind of hoping for Banana.

8:18 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Moses you say?

I can't think of anything to say. It's all just too exhausting.

10:25 am  
Blogger tiny robot said...

It's evah so biblical...

1:37 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since the girl is named "Apple", they should have called the boy "Microsoft".

6:04 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

she may not have boobs, but she sure has talent!Can Carmen Electra say the same. You stupid dick head!

8:56 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Agreed. OK, there's the crazy celebrity tendency to give the kids funny names but the girl sure can act and she doesn't need a boob job to do it.

11:34 am  
Blogger Heidi the Hick said...

Moses Martin. Such a good Mennonite name.

5:38 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think they are on a Bible story trend.

Apple, Moses, next; Judas?

9:50 pm  
Blogger maybetomorrow said...

How many times is that kid going to be called Apple Martin..i
Moses Martin? hmm... nuff said..

2:23 am  
Blogger macaroon said...

Think they call her Appletini?

12:36 am  

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