I (really don't) wanna hold your hand
Tom, has straight deportment school taught you nothing? Just grabbing your 'girlfriend's' hand in your fist when the cameras appear doesn't say genuine heterosexual relationship. Even if you're as mentally challenged as you clearly are, how difficult can the concept of holding someone's hand be? We know you like holding certain male appendages in your hand but you need to change your grip for a lady's hand. It's more intertwined fingers than leading a young rent boy to the bedroom by his dick, as seen here. And the hat? Let's not even go there.
posted by lucky at 8:11 am
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When you're considering a horse for breeding purposes, you're generally looking for a critter with a short back and long legs. With Tom's long torso and stubby legs, he would not make a good horse. Thankfully, he's not a breeder.
um... the fact that they are the only celebrities who smile at the camera EVERY time is a huge tip-off to the phoniness of this whole boring relationship. iiiick. I watched "wonder boys" the other day and can't believe how that interesting girl turned into such a creepy nutcase, so quickly and at such a young age. oh well, whatever.
rent boy??????
I'm going to need some oxygen after reading this. Then, I'm going to celebrate the fact that although I'm forced to buy my pants in "petite," my inseam appears to be a fuck of a lot longer than Crazy Boy's.
Heard a rumour that over the weekend they had a very loud shouting match behind the scenes at one of his kid's basketball game.
Picture this: THE INVESTMENT -you give up your identity and your career and spend a year of your life with the world's biggest meglomaniac. THE PAY-OFF:you become the world's most recognized victim and you never have to work again because you become the goose that laid the golden egg and will be entitled to significant child support and cost of living support so that said meglomaniac's public image isn't further tarnished by a snub of his only biological offspring.
Maybe the "amazing" Kate isn't so brainwashed after all.
Oh, and although he wouldn't make a very good horse, he is a magnificent example of a horse's ass.
Larryphil knows something about horses. Otherwise this posting was kind of icky.
Good one, Rocky (re: horses ass). And maybe you're right: Kate will end up giving us the "horse laugh" all the way to the bank.
I think Lisa Marie Presley and Katie Holmes are two very smart cookies. Both know how to take advantage of nasty situation.
I wonder if she's contractually obliged to wear flats? It could be because she's preggers, but even so, his shoes have quite the heel and they're both barely the same height...
he just looks like a little demented penis.
Delightfully tacky! I salute you, Lucky!
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