One Brain Cell
Chad Michael Murray, you need to learn the difference between wanting to sleep with a girl and marrying her. These days you can sleep with a girl without having to walk her down the aisle. That might be a shock now but think of all the alimony it will save you in the future.
You're only 24 and you've already been married once. Not deterred by divorce from co-star Sophia Bush after five months, you've proposed to an 18 year-old crew member on One Tree Hill. Ever heard of that old saying 'don't shit where you eat'? Well, try it on for size because otherwise you'll be outstripping Liz Taylor and Zsa Zsa Gabor's marriage records before you're 30. And you wouldn't want to be in the same league as bloated, bewigged ladies clad in kaftans, would you?
posted by lucky at 7:33 am
4 Comments:
You can sleep with a girl without having to walk her down the aisle. But, for those celebrity males hiding in the closet, you can walk her down the aisle without having to sleep with her.
Do you notice that the celebrity males who are most marriage-minded are often the men most likely to be gay?
I don't care if he is gay or not, but he certainly is screwing with marriage statistics.
larryphil has a point...And I still say that stars uses marriages as a replacement for comfort food...
maybe this kid needs to abandon his hopes of acting stardom and try out for the NBA - he certainly is good at the rebounds...
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