Spot the Faker
With beards and merkins popping up all over Hollywood, it's not hard to know who's real and who's not. We have body language to help us sniff out the fake relationships. While Cruise and Holmes continue to be outed by their awkward hand holding and strange poses, they have new challengers for the fakery crown this week. Fresh from 'dating' George Clooney, Teri 'Pipe cleaner' Hatcher is now lavishing her anorexic attentions on Ryan Seacrest, the lucky boy.
Teri and Ryan just decided to take a walk on the beach, pose on a rock for a photographer and then go for this clinch, which rivals any of the Cruise-Holmes repertoire. If Ryan thinks that smooching someone's top lip while sniffing their nose is a sign of love, then he needs to be sent back to straight school.
posted by lucky at 6:45 pm
6 Comments:
if you look at a side by side photo of ryan and teri, they look like brother and sister--maybe that's the catch of the relationship.
Hey Ryan and Tom....
http://www.funnymatt.com/images/fag.gif
All hollywood PDA looks fake to me. I mean how can you show emotion when someone is clicking away while you are exchanging something that ends like "lava".
Some look "faker" than the others.
I can almost tolerate the Hatcher/Seacrest deal 'cuz after all, the Demi Moore/Ashton Kutcher hookup seems to be working out, so why not this May-December thing?
The other two? Well, I feel my lunch coming back up...
Celebrity PDAs do often seem phony. Maybe they're just not that into it, because they're all thinking, "I could be getting paid to do this."
All hollywood pda's look fake because they are ... actors... and their undying love will last until the next movie deal where they fall maddly, undyingly in love with their next co-star.
I never understood the cruise appeal... why would holmes want to carry his alien unless she is getting paid for it.
This is America, vote with your wallet don't pay to see MI:3. He only has one style of movie anyway...
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