Beauty and two beasts

Looking at this picture, who could truly say that natural beauty is dead? Certainly not me. It's a moment of synergy across two generations of unreconstructed womanhood. Cher, with her jet black hair, lilo lips and plasticised face, is clearly a credit old age pensioners everywhere. And Christina, well, what can I say about her toxic skin tone, peroxided, crispy hair and bordello lips? It's an improvement on the bargain basement brothel look she worked for a long time but someone needs to tell her that new hubbie Jordan will still be able to find her if she doesn't glow in the dark.