Madonna and Child part II

Ah, Madonna, you just don't know the word moderation. That's been all too clear with the whole sex era. Did anyone (and here I mean anyone apart from men) want to see you masturbate, however artistic it was? Then there was yoga. Then there was Kabbalah. And there's always been the whole world domination thing. But now we have a new excess to add to the list. Not content with one newly acquired baby, Madonna's going back for another to get 'some balance'. She's so right; you can't have two white biological children and one adopted black one. Or one girl and two boys. Clearly you have to have two girls and two boys of each colour.

While you can't fault her humanitarian zeal, you can question the idea of shopping for a baby. Apparently she's taking Lourdes and Rocco to Africa to choose a new sister and no doubt passing on the idea that if you want something and you have enough money, you can have it.