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I know, I know - you want more picture of Britters sans culotte but this is not a porn site. You'd be forgiven for thinking so given that Britney goes commando every waking second. Instead I bring you other, more disturbing news. Not content with hanging out with Paris Hilton, Britters is now said to be dating Brandon Davis. This is repulsive for two reasons. Firstly, he is a greaseball. The man doesn't wash and looks like one of Elvis's roadies. Second, he is Paris's ex-boyfriend. If that combination doesn't make your stomach churn, then you'll be fine eating undercooked chicken from a street stall in Bangkok.