Monday, November 20, 2006

The Wedding

So the happy day has been and gone and Katie Holmes is now Mrs Cruise. It was good of Katie to buckle at the knees so that she didn't look taller than Tom in the official photos. It was also good of Victoria Beckham to try and steal the limelight at someone else's wedding. There's nothing like shrink-wrapped fake breasts and a great wheel of a hat to divert eyes away from a demurely attired bride. But at least the black outfit was an improvement on the bizarre tutu she chose for dinner the evening before. Unless you're a professional ballerina or under five, you're not going to get away with a tutu.

And the less said about JLo and her cadaver the better. I never thought I'd advocate fake tan but for God's sake, get that man some paper pants and spray him now.

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Blogger Anya said...

"JLo and her cadaver". Genius.

10:01 am  
Anonymous Larryphil said...

Great post.

3:27 pm  
Blogger Heidi the Hick said...

Ok, let's just get this right.

Tom and Katie actually look happy. Yeah I know they're "ACTORS" but they do look happy, and clean, and somewhat elegant.

but the Beckhams look MISERABLE.

And the Lopez-Anthonys look like they're on their way to a funeral.

I didn't even know they were all friends until last month!

9:43 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Katie, opps, no suppose to call her that anymore; she looks happy, Tom looks like he isn't even in role and just wants that Photo Op over.

10:14 pm  
Blogger Rocky (Racquel) said...

you are brilliant Lucky. You need to consider writing a book. hehe

7:20 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hehehehe...your input about Jlo and her cadaver just cracked me up...and Vicky probably had tried to reach her inner child with her braindoctor and for some reason she forgot to change clothes after that...

12:12 pm  
Blogger The Adult in Question said...

I think Victoria needs to fiind her band mates and have a reunion.
Katie and Tom creep me out. So does JLo.

1:40 am  
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Good God. I've never actually seen a person dying of consumption until now.

3:59 am  
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Anonymous lna zipper leggings said...

Victoria shouldn't wear such a ballerina skirt, she's not twelve anymore. And the hat is a bit funny actually.

12:31 pm  

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