Angel Arse
Jennifer Lopez’s bottom has finally been overtaken by her stomach in the race for column inches. Frenzied media speculation over her voluptuous behind has been replaced by frenzied media speculation over whether she is pregnant.
But husband and Skeletor clone Marc Anthony has not forgotten her arse. And now he’s captured its full glory in one of his own paintings.
Like Rubens before him, Marc knew exactly what angle to capture. Arse forwards. Unlike Rubens, I’m hoping Marc was a little bit more forgiving. There’s only so much wobble anyone needs to see.
the days before cellulite cream
But husband and Skeletor clone Marc Anthony has not forgotten her arse. And now he’s captured its full glory in one of his own paintings.
Like Rubens before him, Marc knew exactly what angle to capture. Arse forwards. Unlike Rubens, I’m hoping Marc was a little bit more forgiving. There’s only so much wobble anyone needs to see.
the days before cellulite cream
posted by lucky at 12:30 pm
3 Comments:
at least Becks has better bone structure to pass on, unlike Marc. The first two Beckham kids haven't exactly been hit with the ugly spade.
Like, does cellulite cream really work? Just askin.
there's a french brand that does work but probably not if you look like the women in the picture. it still comes down to eating less and exercising.
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