Million Dollar Lady(boy)
She has two Oscars but will Hilary (can that be her real surname?) Swank ever look like a girl? Her Oscar night dress did little to dispel the idea that she is really a cross dresser, literally keeping her crown jewels under wraps. And packing more silicon and corsetry than Ru Paul.
Hilary in a body wrap
After playing a transsexual girl in Boys Don’t Cry and now a female boxer with all the ladylike allure of Danny de Vito, Hilary is going to have to work hard to shrug off her manly charms. Having a husband is not enough, especially one who is clearly just gritting his teeth and shrinking in her shadow.
Poor old Chad Lowe, Rob’s less attractive brother, is apparently seeing a shrink because he feels unmanned by Hilary’s success. Chad, you feel unmanned because you are being felt up by a man.
Hilary in a body wrap
After playing a transsexual girl in Boys Don’t Cry and now a female boxer with all the ladylike allure of Danny de Vito, Hilary is going to have to work hard to shrug off her manly charms. Having a husband is not enough, especially one who is clearly just gritting his teeth and shrinking in her shadow.
Poor old Chad Lowe, Rob’s less attractive brother, is apparently seeing a shrink because he feels unmanned by Hilary’s success. Chad, you feel unmanned because you are being felt up by a man.
posted by lucky at 10:31 am
3 Comments:
Spot on for Roger Ebert rules predicting Hilary Swank getting the Best Actress gong .... but Swanky a man?? no way hose-ay, she's a babe!
he was wrong about the aviator i suppose but otherwise that man knows his stuff.
so swanky's a hot babe? who would have guessed.
I think H. Swank looked fab in that dress. Not everyone could get away with it. She most certainly did!
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