The three non-blondes

The ladies strike a pose at the Vanity Fair party

These ladies make a truly unholy trinity. Pammie is clearly aiming to up her celebrity stock by grabbing the limelight with Christina and Gwen. But it’s nice to see that she’s remembered what trousers are after her outing last week (Bayfug), even if she’s forgotten to wear a bra. Again.

For once Christina looks like she’s washed and finally emerged from that confused slutty cowboy phase (chaps and knickers anyone?). In fact, the style pendulum is swinging perilously close to the Bo Peep look. By next week she could be toting a crook and bonnet.

But confusion reigns for Gwen. The mad scientist hair is under control but she’s regressed to the late teen Goth look. Which makes you wonder what L.A.M.B, her fashion label, actually stands for. Any suggestions?