Fur Scum

J Lo is guilty of a double crime. Not only does she bludgeon our senses with her singing (Jen loves you, Autotune) and her fashion sense, but she also pays for the bludgeoning of small animals. Over the years, Lo has sashayed around in a variety of animal fur, none of it from animals who died from old age on a lovely farm.

The woman is clearly so rich now that she feels lives can take lives at whim. How long before she starts eyeing Marc up, thinking "hmm, he'd make a lovely weekend bag?". Or maybe, she'll take a leaf out of Buffalo Bill's handbook and start fashioning a suit out of the skins of her husbands. You can see why Marc staying off the nachos: less flesh = less skin. If she has a moment between manicures and stomach crunches she should look at this: J Lo Down>